Monday, August 16, 2010

Drunken Drive - குடித்துவிட்டு போலீசிடமிருந்து s ஆவது எப்படி ???

Don't You know there ain't no Devil , its just God when he's Drunk .
- Tom Waits

இப்படி ஒரு ' பழமொழியுடன் ' துவங்குகிறது இந்த வலைப்பதிவு ....

மிக அருமையாக தனது அனுபவங்களையும் , வழிகாட்டல்களையும் கூறியுள்ளார் இப் பதிவர் . . . படிச்சிட்டு உஷாராகிக்கோங்கோ !!!


Drunken people get caught when they drive after alcohol Booze n police take them to Nearest Govt Hospital to certify them Drunk , cease their vehicle n make them appear before court n pay Fine of Rs.500 to Rs. 1000 then give back their vehicle. Its a Routine process.

But every Drunk n the Author ve this doubt for a long time , " In a Heavy moving traffic How they exactly find the drunk ? "

When the Author was certifying a Drunk he could not control his Curiosity so He asked the police " How u find the drunk ?" . The police officer smiled n said
its not too technical or magical . Its a simple strategy .

Though its a confidential one the author wanna help poor drunks
who get caught often ,so he ll reveal the secret here , after all these Drunks contribute major share in nation's economy . Every year TamilNadu Budget s
based on their contribution .Every bridge, 4 way, IT parks ve their name in it.

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About Facebook Chat ...

U cant control frowning when ur friend comments on ur fav gals FB wall ...
- by FuherShiva அண்ணாச்சி

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HE = Hi :) how r u ?

SHE = Hey Hi ..fine here , long time no see..so how r u ?

HE = Had chappathi for dinner ..

SHE = what ??

HE = I answered ur next question :P

SHE = oh.Let me tell the last then " ciao!"
*she goes offline with this *


Moral - Gals ve scanty sense of humor..!

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SHE = Hi .. wasssup ..

HE = Argh .. it was a tough day , got screwed by senior officials,they treat us like
slave .They dont even mind to give a 1/2 hour break for lunch , they dont take
any responsibility just show directions n disappear . I hate to work with
them but i like this job n wont give up.
* she goes offline without any notice *


Moral - Gals ask caring question not for answers only to be asked in return...

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SHE = It was a great weekend .. :))

HE = Mm ..

SHE = Me n my friends really enjoyed a lot :)

HE = mmHmm ..

*she goes offline *

Moral = Gals dont like calm n patient guys .

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SHE = Hey ya .. wassup ?/

UR Friend = Tubelight , fan n two romancing lizards ..

SHE = LOL :) Anytime ----izm thana ??

Ur Friend = Nopes only 24 hrs a day ...

u know " Love is Blah ! blah !! ..u cant explain it , u can only accept it "
#----Quotes


SHE = haha.. u r so funny .. u made my day ..!
*she stays online *


Moral - Girls r weird n Like weird people .


' தங்கராசு ' TALK : அடப்போங்க பாஸ்... இந்த பொண்ணுங்களே இப்படித்தான் . . .!!!